Origin Summary
Ripple was a simple hound with a love for cheese and digging until he unearthed the Chronos Bone in Sector 7. Fusing with erratic tachyon particles buried by his owner (retired superhero Michael), Ripple gained the ability to track scents through time, run at mach speeds, and unleash a sonic bay capable of shattering satellites.
Attribute Profile
Relative comparison of subject's capabilities against a standard canine.
The League of Extraordinary Pets
Ripple does not work alone. When cosmic threats loom, he activates the Reserve Roster.
Ripple
Leader / Tracker
Specializes in dimensional tracking and sonic disruption. Weakness: Peanut butter and slippery floors.
"The Claw"
Telekinetic Support
A Calico with rage issues. Can levitate lawn gnomes and garden weaponry. Requires frequent naps.
Bubbles
Heavy Weapons
Pilots a mech-suit with titanium tank treads and hydro-cannons. Synthesized voice module included.
Rogues Gallery
Analysis of the primary threats neutralized by the Sonic Tracker within Sector 7.
- The Flea (Cosmic Parasite) Size: Minivan to Tennis Ball. Ability: Joy Draining.
- Lord Vortex (Vacuum) Ability: Infinite Suction. Weakness: Cordless battery life & Tail Whips.
- General Squeaky Species: Squirrel. IQ: 190. Plot: World Domination via acorn missiles.
Threat Level Assessment
Comparative analysis of danger posed to household stability and universal existence.
Mission Log: The Bone Saga
Discovery
Ripple unearths the Chronos Bone. First manifestation of "Quantum Zoomies."
The First Bay
Sonic Bay destroys rogue satellite. Mailman traumatized.
Vacuum Apocalypse
Lord Vortex awakens. Defeated via "Tail Whip of Kinetic Destruction."
Battle of the Broccoli
The Flea invades. Team assembled. Final "Good Boy Bay" shrinks threat.
Daily Protocol
Distribution of time spent on heroic duties vs. hound activities.
Battle Analysis
Threat Magnitude of "The Flea" during the Sector 7 Conflict.
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Classified Information
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